The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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