I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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