Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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