is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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