ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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