i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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