on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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