i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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