I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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