all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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