O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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