We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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