JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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