at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
