Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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