I'm jealous of your bromance
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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