Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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