I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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