): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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