She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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