Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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