Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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