do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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