who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
