i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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