we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
The best revenge is premature balding
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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