I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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