it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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