Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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