I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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