Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
