Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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