I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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