If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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