Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
