? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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