He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
