She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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