My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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