wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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