All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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