D3 body, D1 cock
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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