just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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