question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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