That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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