My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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