I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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