Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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