i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
