But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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