so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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