doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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