So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
